Category Archives: Movies

Oops, I did it again

Be with me This is a weird flick of four different love story vignettes. It’s in Chinese. Don’t do it. Biutiful I think I liked this movie. It’s not what I thought it would be at all. Javier Bardem plays … Continue reading

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JU-LIED

See what I did there? July? Ju-lied? I am so great! It’s my birthday month! Are you all excited? Ready to shower me with praise and adoration? I am gearing up for daily parties and international cake eating. I’m looking … Continue reading

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End of an Era

I must start with a bit of breaking news from the Summersverse…I just canceled my blockbuster subscription. The company has been recently acquired by Dish Network or something and for the last five weeks have not gotten in any new … Continue reading

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May movie mayhem

Hello there good movie viewers of movielandia! No? Movetopia? Fine. FINE! It’s May! Wooo…almost my birthday. Is everyone excited? I thought you would be. You have two months and one week to come up with the perfect way of honoring … Continue reading

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Some stuff I did with my free time

I’m so sorry, you guys, I won’t be able to do any movie reviews for April. I’ve been too busy working and socializing with people in…society? Ha! I got you! April Fool’s! I totally got you! Admit it! Admit it! … Continue reading

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March movie reviews

Why is everything madness all the time? What has happened to us as a people? Let Me In [Blu-ray] (2010) This is a creepy vampire movie. Creepy because it’s about little kids. And it’s supposed to be about first love, … Continue reading

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February movie reviews

The Girl Who Kicked a Hornet’s Nest This movie was crap. For the same reasons I hated the last one. But now that they’ve finished the trilogy, the Americans can remake these properly. They really especially butchered the third book. … Continue reading

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Happy 2011!

New Year, same old insane movie consumption rate: The Girl Who Played with Fire This movie was crap. Which is too bad because I loved the book. I’m glad they are remaking these movies because these Swedish versions are terrible. … Continue reading

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December movie reviews

It’s December! Which means it must be the holiday season! I also know this because not only has my TV been bombarding me with those damn hell ass stupid “open heart necklace” commercials, fuck you Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, fuck … Continue reading

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I don’t like to explain myself

I did it! A whole weekend by myself at home without any of the distractions of human contact! Apologies to the blockbuster guy. One of the movies I watched is a movie I actually saw in the theater…back when I … Continue reading

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